Dan Phillips
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Description
Once upon a time there was a young boy who was growing at such a fast rate that before he knew it he was the tallest person in school. Most people would think it was great to be tall, to have that physical presence? That power? But alas, he was treated like an older child and people expected him to act an age he had yet to reach. Tainted by this, he went on to spend his teenage years looking down on those who didn’t act ‘mature’ and ‘grown up’ like he did, and in no time at all he awoke one morning a fully fledged adult. It was on the day of his 21st birthday when this crushing realisation hit him that he stood up and shouted ‘No!’ He decided then and there to hit the world, or the UK at least spreading the important message of immaturity.
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